#llamas fashion show

[fluffallamaful]

Put c!Dream in this 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

He'd look so badass!! So cool and majestic and super intimidating!!!!! (no other reason to put him in this obviously)

-emmadoodlewrites

AHHHHHHHHW WHSHHXUSHWJXUCYSUDUCUDE

TJI YHIS THIS THIS THIS

ok yes first off; he would look incredible in this. absolutely. like with the cargo pants everyone draws him in? and possibly cropped green hoodie?? he’d look absolutely incredible 🙌🏼

buttttt ohhhhh the tickle potential is insaneeeeeee 😵‍💫🫠😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😮😵‍💫🫠 omgggg. i need to go through it step by step;

tummy: we’ll start obvious because HELLOOO!!?!! the lower belly just being thErE?? the centred belly button?? it’s just BEGGing for raspberries holy crap. like imagine raspberries and nibbles?? and finger skitters and compliments about how cute his tummy blush is?? and comments about how his tummy is so exposed and how it can’t escape and how it’s jumping for joy and that they can practically see his butterflies wuth how much his tummy is quivering whahHHHHHHHHH

back: yes we’re going to talk about the lower sides of the beck. you’ve done this to yourself. you’ve given dream a glitch spot there and it is exposed and there ready to be tickled. again,,, raspberries and nibbles are a must. like if someone has him pinned down on his belly? the idea of him sinking into some soft grass and pounding weakly at the ground coz he’s getting raspberries on his bare back and he “cahahant mohohohove!!”

sides: skitters and prods and squeezes. particularly if his arms are held out of the way and they’re all taut. they’re just THERE. they’re their and READY. gosh just imagine him being caught in a behind hug during a manhunt 🥺

armpits: AHHHHHHHH AND ITS LIKE a bit of the chest as well?????? like the absolute perfect spot for a poke attack??? like rapid fire pokes that make him all giggly?? the armpits are also just out. and would be even more so if someone were holding his arms up 🙌🏼

collarbones: NIBBLES. NIBBLES AND PRODS AND RASPBERRIES. also feathers?? i think feathers could work for literally all of these spots. the new minecraft brush as well 🤤

neck: NIBBLES. sO MaNY. nibbles and raspberrries while the ler kneads into his stomach and sides >>>>

ohhh gosh i couldn’t have asked for a better clothing article to work withhh 😭

[hedgehog-moss]

9am: Pirlouit & I are waiting for the farrier; it's Hoof Day! The farrier always tends to run late so I have a thermos of tea and a breakfast pastry to eat as we wait. Pirlouit has been offered some hay and has refused to eat it because he's sulking because it's hoof day.

Isn't it nice to get a pedicure, Pirou?

9:10am: The farrier is late and Pirlouit is worried, wondering what we're waiting for here on the road. Maybe he has been sold? to a sadistic new owner? who's going to shove him into a crate and send him to the salt mines like the donkeys in Pinocchio? Plus, he's more stressed than usual today because one of his hooves hurts (hence the farrier appointment), he's been limping for a few days and he doesn't know what the farrier will do to the hurt hoof. I told him there's only a 30% chance that he'll amputate it.

9:15am: Pirlouit's family is here to support him though! Or, in the case of Pampérigouste, here to puzzle out a vexing mystery.

9:17am: The llamas have grown bored of standing there in support and have started eating the brambles near the gate (supportively). Very good initiative, I approve. Also I thought Poldine was trying to eat the brambles outside the gate (greener on the other side and all that) but no, she was trying to fit her head through the bars for a little kiss </3

9:20am: Even Merricat is being supportive. (Well, she's waiting for me to go home so she can finally take her first morning nap in my lap.) Also Pirlouit has found some grass under the leaves and temporarily forgot all of his worries.

9:22am: Poldine is determined to kiss this cat.

9:24am: The farrier is here! As always he starts doing Pirlouit's hooves right there in the middle of the road, and if a car shows up well, "they can wait a few minutes... On n'est pas aux pièces" (this is a phrase for "there's no rush" that I've never heard anyone but my grandma use, it's nice to hear it again!) There aren't any cars anyway.

9:27am: Pirlouit's hurt hoof has been diagnosed: he has an abscess. Since this autumn has been relentlessly rainy I thought perhaps it was a fungal infection—but the farrier told me he's been treating a lot of abscesses lately, as the very wet weather softens hooves which allows bacteria to enter.

9:30am: The abscess was successfully drained and Pirlouit is now wearing a fashionable hoof bandage. He was very calm and brave throughout <3

9:35am: The farrier left his car by the side of the road, and after releasing Pirlouit we crossed the pasture to go home have a cup of coffee.

9:45am: The farrier is gone; end of the post :)

10am: Pampe is gone, too.

Well, she probably left around 10am but I didn't immediately find out as I had more pressing problems. After the farrier left I went to get a small apple to reward Pirlouit, and when I returned to the pasture and he came over for his treat, I realised he was limping. But on the other side. We've just treated his right front hoof, and he is now holding up the left front hoof...

9:57am: After giving Pirlouit his apple I go home in a hurry to call the farrier and ask him to come back. But there's almost no mobile service around here and I can't reach him. This is so frustrating, he can't be very far... On a hunch I call a horse farm not far from here, maybe it's hoof day for their horses as well?

10am: It's not, they have no farrier appointment today, but when I explain my predicament the woman on the phone goes "if it's just to drain an abscess I can send you a guy who'll do it, no worries!" Every time I've had someone from this farm on the phone to ask something or other, they've offered to Send Me A Guy. It's never the same guy too, they have an endless supply of guys.

10:05am: Having accepted gratefully, I return to the pasture to catch poor Pirlouit again, who thought I was done bothering him for today. As I wait for The Guy, I find a spot with some unexpected mobile service and start googling hoof hardeners, because maybe if Pirou's prone to abscesses it's worth having something in prevention for wet months?

10:15am: I receive a text from the guy.

"Is it normal that your llama is on the road with a dog? They are going to [village]."

10:16am: I reply to the guy.

"It's neither normal nor abnormal."

10:17am: I tie Pirlouit to a tree and run back to the barn to get some muesli. Then start running on the road, trying to figure out how Pampe escaped, and the answer seems obvious: after his coffee the farrier crossed the pasture again to get back to his car, and he knew about the Special Anti-Pampe Safety Knot 3000 but either forgot and closed the gate like a normal person, or didn't do it correctly. Pampe in her little llama brain knows very well that most visitors don't know about the Anti-Pampe Knot so she hurries to check the gate after a stranger leaves her pasture. Meanwhile I was busy noticing Pirou's limp and trying to call the farrier back and I didn't check the gate as I usually do.

10:20am: The guy has found me trotting on the road with my muesli and picked me up in his car. We go back to where he last saw Pampe. I apologise for wasting his time and he tells me "I've heard of your llama" in a tone half-sympathetic half-fatalistic.

10:24am: Pampe & Pandolf have been located; are having the time of their lives. Pandolf is a bit sheepish when I call him, though. He loves going on adventures with his best friend so much but he knows it's a bad dog thing to do for some reason :(

10:34am: The Guy is trying to push Pampe forward with his car while I try to attract her towards me with my muesli in a carrot-and-stick routine; Pampe occasionally veers off-road to eat some leaves, inspect the mud in the ditch, pretend to admire a cloud while secretly brainstorming strategies.

Guy's commentary: "This is worse than dealing with an escaped horse. I feel ignored. I feel powerless."

10:39am: Pampe is home! She didn't actually go very far. But since she hadn't locked the gate behind her, when we arrived we found Pampelune on the road as well, just sort of waiting for us like a sentinel. Pirlouit was still tied to his tree staring at his inexplicably orange foot, and Poldine was panicking because her mother had abandoned her for the millionth time and her grandma had left the pasture too and she couldn't figure out how :((( All she had to do was fiddle with the gate with her nose really, but it never occurred to her to do so, she's too innocent. She only inspects gates in order to figure out how to kiss someone through them. So she was alone in the pasture trotting in circles, making undignified sad goat noises when Pampe & I returned.

10:53am: Pirlouit's other hoof has been treated, hopefully he'll feel better and stop limping soon... I'll have to remove the bandages with scissors, clean both hooves and re-do the bandages in a couple of days which is probably going to be a whole Thing, considering he's suspicious of buckets of water and scissors and objects in general. But as for now everyone is in the pasture having some celebratory hay and Pampoldine is deeply relieved to find that she hasn't been abandoned by everyone forever (as she assumes every single time.)

Also I realised I only paid the farrier half of what I owed him... I had prepared the exact sum but I had half in one pocket and half in another which was a risky idea. And neither of us checked what I was handing him, or noticed. He called me back when he arrived in a place with mobile reception and I told him about the whole affair and he said it's a good thing I accidentally paid him half because he didn't see the other abscess and failed to make the Anti-Pampe Knot 3000 so "it's a fair discount." So I got a half-price farrier visit thanks to Pampe (partly)... I won't tell her because she already thinks she's doing the world a favour by escaping (free fence integrity checks, free cardio training for me by forcing me to do interval running, free entertainment for everyone, plus her modest contribution to cosmic chaos.)

11am: I meant to take an "all's well that ends well" photo of the whole family but I realised Pampe is making her angry hammerhead shark face because her adventure was very short-lived and I didn't even take a picture of her escape, as I'd left my phone in my coat pocket under Pirlouit's tree (& supervision) when I went after her. (I figured I was about to run for 15min and would not need my heavy coat)

She thinks I did it on purpose to demoralise her by refusing to document her victories. But she's not giving up.

[astradyke]

MY EXPERIENCE W/ TIT TOUR (tysons 2)

( written while looping I'm Not Okay (I Promise) by MCR, and also a car alarm going off outside my dorm room repeatedly :') )

NON-SPOILER SECTION:

SO many sweet people in line. someone gave us (me, my best friend, and my other beautiful friend) custom dan & phil stickers (pictured above), there was a lovely person in cat whiskers making sure people knew the difference between the gen admission & silver line, etc. phannies have the coolest fashion sense all the sick lovely lesbians were making me nervous... <3

s/o to my best friend's running capacity we were first in merch line!!! I am so endlessly happy with my photocard haul especially the uni hoodie one that one is my FAVORITE, also I love this long-sleeve so much. I almost got more merch but I held myself back and I think that was a good call! Also a super cool phannie made custom photocards and I got a silly dan one :D

y'all already saw but I met Clo @bitchslapblastoids who is the first mutual I have ever met in real life ever! between you and me... she is super kind and also really cool :]

our seats were so good!! balcony like row F or whatever but it worked out <3 our seatmate was also very kind!!!

pre-show people danced to HOT TO GO! and someone held up a Palestine flag and we all cheered! and people were moshing to von dutch which is so beautiful to me

SPOILER SECTION:

List of favorite jokes included: "Now our show passes the Bechdel test!" "I have kind of an aloof sociopath vibe going. ... which has worked for me :)" "[I am not satisfied on screen] What was that about? // I think I was just horny that day." "Scared of my life without you when I kill you!" "Dan had depression :D!!" "Enough about the gay, we've already done the gay// Enough about the depression, we've already talked about the depression."

No "sorry daddy, I mean father" line, which is devastating, BUT we didn't get the whole 'do you think Dan Howell' can commit schpiel with the wedding... much to think about

our conspiracies were pumpkin, faked sleepless night 3, bar, and wedding! i deeply wanted the other conspiracies i am so not going to lie but it's okay...

our "one minute" tangent was about electricity, clo made a post about this but they made a God and Adam joke because Phil tried to electrocute Dan and it failed so they were just awkwardly touching fingertips for a period of time

Nothing could have prepared me for the Phil on top of Dan choking him with the llama hat thing. Like i knew it was going to happen but still nothing could have prepared me. i think i fully grabbed my best friend's arm and shoulders and shook them a bit

our confessions and like nolemodel bit were really funny shout out DMV phannies!!!

Really made me sad when phil made the joke about babysitting like NO!!! YOUR CONTENT IS THE REASON I CAN SLEEP AT NIGHT WHEN MY PARANOIA IS BAD!!!!!!!! I LOVE U HIATUS YR CONTENT PHIL!!!! But his whole thing about the hiatus being a good thing in the end because it brought us here... <333

every segment felt perfectly timed and the entire show was just so funny and good. Like ultimately i can yearn for having gotten different conspiracies or slightly different vibes but altogether it was incredible.

THE SONG WAS LIFE-CHANGING. I knew more about it thru spoilers than I had thought but either way not only was it so fucking good, like, I'm going to get I-D-G-A-F it saved me tattooed. I have decided this.

WRAP UP THOUGHTS:

I first got into Dan and Phil when I was 11/12-- my first video was post Daniel Howell rebrand, and it was Daniel and Depression, I'll give you three guesses as to why my friend at the time recommended that video. I was obviously a die-hard phan at the time, reading phic and watching the compilations and obsessed with their gaming videos. I remember being like, unfathomably depressed trying to do math homework in bed, and just 'secretely' watching their videos instead. I can remember exactly when the first WDAPTEO dropped, and like how much I wanted to go to interactive introverts but was too scared to (I think I'm glad I didn't go for personal reasons) but my friends did go. I remember I was leaving summer gym class before I started HS when Basically I'm Gay dropped, and watching it-- but I was 13 almost 14, closeted, and while it resonated with me it didn't really hit me that strongly? I remember being most taken aback by the confirmation of their relationship, and the conclusion Dan left about his own sexuality had an impact on me wrt rejecting the constraints of labels, but it didn't really hit me crazily. during hiatus years I watched solo AP semi often but so much was happening... obviously, when the hiatus returned, i came back full force. when it's summer and i can't sleep at night, I watch AP hiatus years solo content; I watched most of the Dystopia Dailys; I saw We're All Doomed's digital release w/ the same best friend I went to TIT with; and obviously, you all have seen me talk about their collaborative content. But after that time, maybe even a bit before the hiatus ended, I rewatched Basically I'm Gay. after all I went through in high school (nothing quite like his experiences, but aspects of it resonated through), that video hit me like a fucking truck-- it made me realize the inherent amount that my queer identity played in my trauma, and it like... made me really emotional lol. also, Phil's openness about his chronic illness has meant a lot especially as I battle with my own-- not chronic illness, but, physical health battles. So when they sang IDGAF it saved me, that was like fucking earth-shattering to me, because they did save me! from when i was 12 years old struggling to do work, wondering why i was so tired every day but at least having them to cheer me up-- to being 19 years old, joints aching and emotionally stressed, watching their pizza mukbang 2 and seeing how much happier they are, how much happier I am. they saved me. and i love them so, so fucking much.

On a very different note, seeing them live has colored my whole, uh, envisioning Dan Howell being trapped in my head in order to cope with my day to day mental isolation, issue, as being like... maybe not the move. so i'm trying to get more used to the quiet of my own head, but hey, over the years, they've helped a lot with that.

I wish i could have met them just to say all these things i'm realizing now, after seeing the show. but TLDR: TIT tysons 2 was the best night of my life. i love them, i love them, i love them, i love them, and i hope they know. i dunno how to move forward with my life after an experience like last night, just, God. i love you dan and phil. i love you phandom. it saved me. TIT saved me.

[missvalentine142]

The Rock Show: New Collection Out Now!

Have you ever fallen in love at a rock show?

This Collection was inspired by the punk movement of the 70’s, the rebellion and the defiance inspired music, lifestyles and fashion, designers like Vivianne Westwood and Thierry Mugler were icons of the era.

Blink-182 are one of the most known and beloved pop-punk band of all times, therefore this collection is called The Rock Show.

The Rock Show consists of 10 total pieces 3 exclusives ones for Patreon.

1 M. Top, 1 M. Pants / 1 Dress /  2 F. Tops / 1  F. Pants / 1 Skirt

Exclusive: 1 Dress / 1 F. Pants / 1 F. Top

You can download everything right now on Patreon or wait for the public releases.

TY & LY

❤❤

¿Alguna vez te has enamorado en un show de rock?

Esta colección se inspiró en el movimiento punk de los años 70, la rebelión y la subversión inspiraron música, estilos de vida y moda, diseñadores como Vivianne Westwood y los Thierry Mugler fueron íconos de la época.

Blink-182 es una de las bandas de pop-punk más conocidas y queridas de todos los tiempos, por eso esta colección se llama The Rock Show.

The Rock Show consta de 10 piezas en total, 3 exclusivas para patreons.

1 M. Top, 1 M. Pantalón / 1 Vestido / 2 F. Tops / 1 F. Pantalón / 1 Falda

Exclusivo: 1 Vestido / 1 F. Pantalón / 1 F. Top

Pueden descargar todas las piezas ahora mismo en Patreon o esperar el lanzamiento publico.

❤️🖤

Patreon Full Collection

[rhapsoddity]

Do you think Owen would order llama clothes and/accessories for Spectrum and make him wear them?

Probably not tbh! Spectrum v much has his preferred fashion sense and isn't a fan of wearing ponchos for himself, he can't show off his curves if they're covered

[invisiblequeen]

For Anyone's Bachelor/ette Challenge: FOUR New BC Hopefuls

1. Posy Valentine

Age: 26

Pronouns: She/Her

Aspiration: Music Producer

Traits: Tender, Creative, Music Lover

Bio: Once upon a time, not long ago, Posy was a contestant on Love Island: Tartosa. She thought she'd found the one and left in high spirits. Five years later, she's a popular producer for some of your favorite artists, she's a style icon on trendi...and she's newly single. As scarred as she is from the breakup, you'd think she'd never open her heart to another again...

2. Julian Bayly

Age: 25

Pronouns: He/Him

Aspiration: Master Actor

Traits: Arrogant, Foodie, Mallrat

Bio: Julian Bayly is one of the most successful child actor-turned grown movie star of this generation. From playing the mischievous little brother in the sitcom "Mamily Fatters" to the lead role of the horror film "Lot Nike Us," Julian has proven his versatility and skill in a wide variety of award winning roles at a very young age. Which is probably why they say he looks older than he actually is. A life that busy and hectic is bound to leave you stressed and lonely, without the right person to come home to...

3. Evion Gary

Age: 22

Pronouns: He/Him

Aspiration: Social Game Enthusiast

Traits: Smug, Fashion Show Model, Proper

Bio: Evion Gary is the one to book for your runway show if you want attention on your clothing line. He's confident, unique, mysterious and a style icon off-the-runway as well. Those that truly know him--a select blessed few--know that his true calling is social games. Every single group activity available at the table, with cards, chess pieces or jenga blocks, Evion dominates, having honed his skills since his father taught him the ways of Don't Wake The Llama. You'll have to beat him at his own game to truly match his heart...

4. Elise Agro

Age: 24

Pronouns: She/Her

Aspiration: Fount Of Tomorangi Knowledge

Traits: Child Of The Village, Foodie, Chic

Bio: Elise spent her college years traveling the entire world, looking for her purpose in life. After years of living in everyone else's shadow, she was ready to get out of town and broaden her horizons. As wild and fun as it's been, Elise has started to miss home, and just moved back into a small apartment to find more of herself without anyone's expectations looming over her. Maybe she'll find her special someone there, too...

[wilkp]

IM FEELING SILLY so here’s some random questions!

good old fashioned lover boy or killer queen?

what’s your opinion on smarties?

olivia rodrigo’s SOUR or GUTS?

is rootbeer superior to all sodas?

what’s your comfort tv show?

yes these are random questions i just thought of, and yes i will be doing more later <3

OMG FUN FEELING SILLY IS THE BEST and hiiii andi!!

andi i'm so sorry i'm about to be so annoying but i gotta choose killer queen bc liiike

Oooh, i love smarties!! they're so yummyyy. omg i rember when kids were like snorting those in middle school llama

OH THIS IS MEAN WHY ANDI WHYYYY i think i'm gonna have to go with guts bc it feels like sour but a darker shade, if that makes sense? but also this could change

YES ROOTBEER FUCKING RULES AND ITS MY FAVORITE SODA

Oooh, i've got sooo many, but i think the show i go back to the most atm is community

omgg fuun, i hope you enjoyed the answersss <3

ohohoh ALSO, what are your answers to these questions?? if you want to answer you don't have to if you don't want to

[cartoonbabbles]

Was rewatching some LWA today.

Yes I ship SuAkko. And I’m gonna talk about them

“Adventures in Sucyworld” oh my god these two are gay and have no idea, poor souls

- Episode starts with Sucy referring to Akko as “her” Guinea pig, which I don’t really need to go into how we’ve all taken that to mean. Like. “I need *a* Guinea pig” no Akko is *hers*

- Sucy doesn’t want Akko to leave her behind as evidenced by her noting she doesn’t want Akko to become “talented and powerful” and while this might be a reach I feel like Sucy felt it would be better for her to leave instead of watching Akko leave bc at least that’s something she *can* control, and if Akko never has the chance to reject her, it wouldn’t feel as painful if she’s the one who never gives her that chance

- Akko doing everything in her power to wake Sucy up <3

- The angel and Devil Sucys my beloveds

- Something kinda stuck out to me regarding Angel Sucy’s terms of helping Akko. “Do my laundry for a month” is one thing but “carry my books” and “do my shopping” sounds an awful lot like “I’d have loved to do laundry and taxes with you,” “I want you to carry my books like people who are crushing on others do” and “I want to hang out and do fun things together”

- Small Sucy being a manifeststion of Sucy wanting to show affection to others (not just romantic but in general)

- Sucy not allowing herself to feel anything else or pursue anything else and Akko barging in to say she should do what she wants was just <\3 my heart

- The sceneeee the movie sceneeeee Sucy sees her best moments with Akko being a gorgeously rendered anime whereas she sees most of everything else as a slapstick cartoon, as if she’s above all that. But for Akko? She slows down and wants to appreciate the moment, Fashionable moviegoer sucy said as much when she said that particular film was her favorite

- Llama Sucy just makes me smile

- grandma Sucy (?) was funny

- THE ENTIRE DRAGON SEQUENCE HELLO

- Sucy being like “no don’t kiss me this isn’t right I want this to be perfect” (yes I’m interpreting this with a bit of a stretch) in both the real and sucyworld

- my conclusion? Sucy wants someone to pine for her like in a cheesy high school rom com and she sees herself as the tough on the outside soft on the inside bad girl

- also holy fuck Lotte really went through it this episode

[p-a-stelblood]

♡ Hello! I found a Pastelgoth notepad app, if you are interested in downloading it or something, keep reading!

✞English

♡Pastel Goth Journal App - Pastel Goth Notepad♡

Hello everyone! This is an app I found a while ago and I want to share it with you, it's called "Pastel Goth journal app". It is a Notepad from a group of Pastel goth Applications that were created when fashion was at its peak in 2018, there are 4 applications in total but only this one worked for me as it is not an application that does not interfere with the normal operation of the phone ( The others were lock screens and one was a zipper style, very nice! And the last one was for taking photos but they were more of a filter style).

The application is in several languages, but it is not complete, that is to say that it never released its latest update, additionally, the functions with the Google account do not work, I recommend not using them even if they did work. Do it at your own risk♡

I found the application on the APKpure.

🦇💀In case the application is no longer there or is not secure, I will put a Drive link to download (Just let me know xd)💀🦇

🎀Download link: https://m.apkpure.com/%F0%9F%8E%80-pastel-goth-journal-app-my-dear-diary-%F0%9F%8E%80/com.Bea.Pastel.Goth.Journal.App.My.Dear.Diary/download

✞Español:

♡Pastel Goth Journal App - Bloc de Notas Pastel Goth♡

¡Hola a todos! Esta es una aplicación que encontré hace un tiempo y quiero compartirla con ustedes, se llama "Pastel Goth journal app". Es es un Bloc de Notas de un grupo Aplicaciones Pastel goth que fueron creadas cuando la moda estaba en su auge en 2018, son 4 aplicaciones en total pero solo esta me funcionó al no ser una aplicación que no interfiere con el funcionamiento habitual del teléfono (Las otras eran pantallas de bloqueo y una era estilo cremallera, ¡muy bonita! Y la ultima era para tomar fotos pero eran más de estilo filtros).

La aplicación esta en varios idiomas, pero no esta completa, es decir que nunca saco su última actualización, adicionalmente, las funciones con la cuenta de Google no funcionan, recomiendo no utilizarlas incluso si llegasen a funcionar. Hazlo bajo tu propio riesgo♡

La aplicación la encontré en la pagina APKpure

💀🦇En caso de que la aplicación ya no este o no sea segura, pondre un link de Drive para descargar (Avísenme nomas xd)🦇💀

🎀Link de descarga: https://m.apkpure.com/%F0%9F%8E%80-pastel-goth-journal-app-my-dear-diary-%F0%9F%8E%80/com.Bea.Pastel.Goth.Journal.App.My.Dear.Diary/download

🎀Arts from image:

Anime girl: ShiroiRoom y par0llel

Unicorn: tokidokibrand

The images that I show in the gallery do not belong to me, credits to their respective authors, if you know what it is, you can tell me to add them.

[realmackross]

If you had to come up with your own hit reality TV show concept, what would it be? Money is no object.

The Real House Llamas of Wicked's Rest. I think it'd be a hit. People love llamas...they love reality tv. These llamas would be all drama. LaLa Leakes, DeLlama Snow, Carollama Manzo, Llama Scott Turner...And their fashion...God, their fashion would be so on point.

[fluffallamaful]

For the outfit thing with cc!Karl or C!Sam

ffhsjsjdjddj FISHNETS WEEEEEEEE!!!!

idk if this is just a me thing,,,, but do fishnets make other peoples skin feeling more sensitive?? have i just outed myself? 😅 surely at least someone else knows what i mean

rEGARDLESS we have several cute aspects to this outfit here — that both cckarl and csam would rock btw 😂 (idk why but this character combo is funny to me).

and i went a little insane so it’s (under cut):

🦙🦙🦙…

immediately i’m of course noticing the very exposed tummy, covered in fishnets and just looking very traceable 🤌🏼 like just running finger tips or nails gently over it? possibly poking or scribbling between the netting?

there could be a fun game that they could play where they mark with a marker which hole is the most ticklish. like using different coloured pens to signify different levels of ticklishness? this suits cckarl a bit more i think. like imagine him all giggly with rainbow spots on his belly/back/sides/all over

all this talk of csam beinf a creeper-centaur hybrid is making me struggle to see him as anything but that… which is obviously causing me to think of some pretty hilarious images in my head 🤭 (how would you even put fishnets and short shorts on a centaur).

bUt i’m assuming of course that you would be putting them on a human csam 😂. for him i think that ponk could maybe gaslight him into believing that in fact it would be interesting and important to know which hole in his fish nets is more ticklish. i’m also imagining ponk using the quill of a feather to find it. i have no reason behind that.

it would be cute to tuck feathers into the holes and pull them through though. feel like that would be epic 🙌🏼 they could thread so many feathers in

once again,, back tickles have very similar vibes to tummy here,, only this time,, if the lee is on their tummy then the backs of their thighs are exposed 🙌🏼🙌🏼

picture everything i just talked about for tummy,, but put the same situation onto literally the whole leg. like back of knee tickles?? the fishnets somehow make it more precise?? also just thigh squeezes 🤌🏼 skittery thigh squeezes while they’re all exposed like that. also back of thigh and back nibbles?? side nibbles?? all would be epic i feel 😁

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[hedgehog-moss]

Look at the delicious sushi for llamas I made today:

It's courgette stuffed with deworming paste and thanks to Poldine my plan went swimmingly. Pampelune is sometimes distrustful on deworming day, but when they saw Poldine get a treat then try to steal the other treats which were obviously meant for them, the other animals hurried to claim their own medicinal courgette as well.

Except Pampe. (How many times have I written these words.) She looked at her sushi, looked at me, sniffed every side of the courgette, decided it smelled like deceit, and walked away.

I felt daft for not going the muesli route straight away. Like all great tricksters Pampérigouste is suspicious by nature but she can't resist muesli. So I un-stuffed the courgette and used the sticky deworming paste to fashion a little muesli ball.

It was gooey and not very appetising but it's muesli, right? I camouflaged the muesli ball in a dish of innocent muesli and offered it to Pampe, but unfortunately she was now very aware that I was up to something. Instead of mindlessly vacuuming the contents of the muesli dish as she usually does, she examined the strange slimy little ball, pushed it away with her nose with obvious contempt, then ate the normal muesli. I tried (with increasing insistence and frustration) to convince her to eat the damn muesli ball, but no.

New idea: I went to the kitchen to get some pumpkin rinds, and squished the muesli ball between two small pieces of pumpkin skin like a Choco BN (if you're from the US, picture an orange worm-killing Oreo). Pampe likes pumpkin skin! I tried to explain to her that she would be punishing only herself if she refused the (admittedly deceitful) offering out of principle.

Somehow she managed to eat the outside 'biscuits' and spit out the stuffing.

At this point I had to shame her. (I told her to look ashamed for this photo; not sure she understood the assignment)

I had exhausted my creativity and had nothing left but the mean method. I got Pampe in llama jail, aka the school room where I spent many hours trying to teach her to wear a halter and be a good docile llama when she was little, while she spent many hours trying to escape by any conceivable means—high jumps, bribery, tunnels, you name it.

(In the background behind Poldine you can see the bag of hay that I used to get the llamas to follow me into the corral. Pampe naively thought I had given up on trying to make her eat gross slimy things and was about to give her a normal meal)

She tried a strange kind of escape this time around, which honestly might have worked if she were a swift salmon returning to her natal river to spawn, slicing against the current in a series of graceful, forward-arching curves. But she's a llama. It's like she forgot she wasn't all neck and also had a body that needed to clear this obstacle.

I sang her a little song to soothe her, and scritched her face, and managed to get a llama kiss which is more affection than I've ever received from a currently-jailed Pampe—her daughter really is a good influence on her!

So of course I took advantage of this moment of calm and trust to stick my hidden secret syringe in the corner of her mouth and push 2cm of deworming paste onto her tongue.

She was VEXED and WROTH.

We were talking about learning poetry by heart the other day; well, if Pampérigouste did that, "I am rowing (a hex poem)" is the poem she would have invoked in that moment.

After I left, all the other animals hurried into the corral to eat the hay I had used to get Pampe in, while Pampe turned her back on the meal and walked away a strategic distance, far enough to show me that she felt betrayed and would never eat any food I bring her ever again, not so far that she couldn't go back in and fight the donkey for what was left of the hay as soon as I stopped looking.

[simmie-stories]

Gen 4. Ariel #30 More Goodbyes

Ariel couldn't believe her sisters were leaving. The triplets were off to boarding school.

Ariel asked Alana for some advice before she left.

Alana's final traits:

She had completed both Drama Llama and Star of the Show (mod), and wanted to be a famous singer.

Ariel's relationship with Alana:

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Ariel tried to give Aquata a hug, but Aquata refused.

They didn't get along that well, maybe because Aquata was going through both a distant phase and a mean streak.

Aquata's Final Traits:

She didn't complete her Live Fast aspiration before leaving the household (that's 0-for-4 for me with this aspiration!). Despite being a bit of high school rebel, Aquata wanted to clean up the islands after she graduated.

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Finally, Ariel said goodbye to Arista.

Arista's final traits:

After boarding school, Arista planned to go to university for fashion. She had successfully become Iconic.

Ariel had the best relationship with Arista, of the triplets, but she was going to miss them all.

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After sending off the triplets, the remaining family had a meeting:

"Daughters, we will be moving today to the coral castle. I need go to there for royal family business and it would be a good opportunity for you to see a different area of Atlantica."

Ariel was sad to leave her merfriends... but the three youngest daughters were actually looking forward to seeing different part of their world.

Phillip just couldn't bring himself to tell them the truth about Ursula or even about Ariana.

Confession: I was sick of trying to get Aquata's Live Fast aspiration and managing all the teens. I was bummed the twins didn't get into boarding school, but in the end, boarding school from the mod didn't quite work as expected anyway, so it was time to for plan B and a new home!

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[f-liiiz]

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[tanjavda]

My Strangetown+

I’m finally actually playing my Strangetown+ hood. I took my time preparing the hood, and there still is a lot to do, but I wanted to play.

Strangetown+ consists of Strangetown, La Fiesta Tech, Bluewater Village, Downtown, Pleasantview, Riverblossom Hills, Académie Le Tour and some families from Desiderata Valley and Belladonna Cove. 

I didn’t stick to all the ages/stories certain sims came with, and I gave the uni students some siblings. The uni students in Strangetown+ will be the maxis ones from La Fiesta Tech and Sim State University.

There’s a Strangetown+ page, with links to pages for every hood separate.

Distances between the different hoods:

* Strangetown - La Fiesta Tech: 5 minutes * La Fiesta Tech - Bluewater Village: 25 minutes * Bluewater Village - Downtown: 30 minutes * Downtown - Pleasantview: 5 minutes * Pleasantview - Acadéimie Le Tour: 30 minutes * Académie Le Tour - Riverblossom Hills: 15 minutes

There are certain jobs/careers that my sims can only do in certain hoods, like the military will only be in Strangetown.

I know I might have thought about all these things a little bit too much, but I like it :)

Strangetown - Summer/Summer/Summer/Spring

Home to the Blue Moon Science Center, chosen for the high paranormal activity, they even got the government to put one of their main military bases here. Which makes Strangetown the ideal location for sims pursuing a career in science or the military.

Job specific for Strangetown: Military, Science

La Fiesta Tech - Summer/Summer/Summer/Spring

La Fiesta Tech offers every major, but tries to put the focus on the sciences. This to accommodate the Blue Moon Science Center in Strangetown (5 minute drive), and the Oceanarium (aquarium) and the Green Leaf (natural science center) in Bluewater Village (25 minute drive).

Bluewater Village - Summer/Summer/Spring/Spring

Discover Adventure, Oceanarium and Green Leaf are the main work related reasons sims move to Bluewater Village. But the blue seas and the beautiful nature are the reasons they don’t want to leave.

Jobs specific for Bluewater Village: Adventure, Classical Music, Dance, Entertainement, Fashion Design, Game Development, Music, Model, Natural Science, Oceanography, Professional Ballerina, Show Business

Downtown - Spring/Summer/Fall/Winter

Despite a higher crime rate, Downtown is popular with the younger generation for both starting on their own as for the bubbling nightlife. Some even stay and start families.The Harmony Films (film studio) make Downtown very attractive for those looking for fame.

Job specific for Downtown: Athletic, Classical Music, Dance, Entertainment, Fashion Design, Game Development, Model, Music, Professional Ballerina, Show Business, Sports Agent

Pleasantview - Spring/Summer/Fall/Winter

With only a 5 minute drive from Downtown, Pleasantview is the perfect place for those looking to get away from the busy town, but still want to work in Downtown. It’s also home to a large sports complex, home to the Pleasantview Llama’s.

Jobs specific for Pleasantview: Athletic, Classical Music, Dance, Entertainment, Fashion Design, Game Development, Model, Music, Professional Ballerina, Show Business, Sports, Agent

Académie Le Tour - Spring/Fall/Fall/Winter

Despite also offering other classes, art is what Académie Le Tour wants to focus on. Weather it’s painting, music or drama, all the artistic sims are welcome here. They are located only 35 minute from Downtown which makes it the perfect campus to those looking for fame.

Riverblossom Hills - Spring/Fall/Winter/Winter

With its colder climate you wouldn’t believe Riverblossom Hills was only a 45 minute drive from Pleasantview. And with Académie Le Tour connecting the 2 neighborhoods, Riverblossom Hills isn’t a bad place to start as a newly graduate.

Jobs specific for Riverblossom Hills: Athletic, Sports Agent

[simslegacy5083]

NSB (Straud Legacy) Gen 8 Ep. 176: Just the Two of Us

In between hanging out with his beloved housemates, Peachy was working hard on his comedy material.

He was looking forward to proving to the agency that his jokes could stand on their own without musical backup. He wasn’t sure why that was so important to him, since he liked some entertainers that used both, but he was very much looking forward to specializing as a pure comedian.

Carefree hours of spending time with Jack and Luigi were replaced with working on refining and practicing his routines during the day and heading out to gigs in the evenings, leaving his two boys to occupy themselves without him.

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Luigi had so loved their first trip to the islands that Papa Jack made sure to take day trips to Sulani. This had the extra benefit of giving Luigi’s skin a much-needed break from the dry winter air that worsened his eczema, all while giving them a great chance to work on outdoor skills.

He earned his civic responsibility llama Scout badge picking up trash along the waterfront and learned a lot about logic and strategy among the chess players down at the park by the public beaches. The pair even got to see many exotic creatures not native to the rainy bay they lived in.

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Of course, a day on the island wasn’t all about getting smart and giving back.

The crystal-clear ocean water called to them, the warm rain no deterrent to a relaxing swim or some fishing in a trusty raincoat.

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When they did hang out at home, they made sure not to distract Peachy too much, instead spending time pursuing their individual interests.

Jack prepared meals for the household, while Luigi played his videogames. Competitive games like voidcritters were hard for Luigi, whose sense of sportsmanship was still developing. Jack tried to get him to enjoy the game win or lose, but it was still sometimes better just to encourage him to play different kinds of games. He especially enjoyed Sims Forever, pretending to be the watcher Papa Jack had told him about.

Making up tales about legacy heirs like himself and Dada Peachy gave his imagination room to explore and create stories that appealed to him.

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Luigi might have been born a legacy heir, according to his Papa, but he had not been born with the ability to use magic. Peachy planned to correct that little “problem” in the Magic Realm when his boy came of age, but Jack made sure Luigi learned how to fend for himself without spells too.

As they worked together to repair their broken toilet Luigi wondered why his Papa had never become a mage. Jack explained that while magic was a wonderful tool, he’d always been quite content to do things the “old fashioned” way. Hard work, he told his son, was its own reward.

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Luigi took Papa Jack’s lessons about hard work to heart, and in no time found himself succeeding handsomely. Maybe a promotion in scouts and top marks in school would show Dada Peachy he didn’t have to worry and fuss quite so much?

Jack was certainly proud of his boy, wrapping him up in the best hug ever while telling him how very proud he was of his accomplishments. Luigi thanked his Papa in turn, he knew he wouldn’t have been able to get so far so fast without his help and support.

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This family time was the best time for Jack and Luigi, father and son growing closer than ever.

They missed Peachy, the temporary work-a-holic, but spending each day living, laughing, and loving each others company was wonderful for them both.

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